Dickclap 

using ones phallus as a blunt weapon on a females facial area

i dickclapped that smut across her joant like SHADDUPBITCH!

Dickclap by BenVoigt September 2, 2004

the dickslapper experience 

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

the dickslapper experience by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

Mega thunder dickslap 

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

Mega thunder dickslap by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019

dickflap 

A elongated foreskin that protrudes unusually past the tip of the penis.Also meaning of an sexist asshole that really pissed you off.

The guy was such a dickflap I can't believe he just said that!!

dickflap by Cici Rocks April 12, 2007

cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.

"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."

cosmic dickslap by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010

Dickslap 

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye

SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!

Dickslap by big titty bitch January 22, 2005

dickslap 

The newest "it" sexual style among those of us of slightly freakier/non-conformist persuasion. Especially loved by dominant freak guys. Better known as cockslap. Usually done on the face, and the purpose of it is not to degrade, nor to leave very visible marks (it should be done lightly). Mainly, the purpose is to show that a girl "belongs" to a guy emotionally/spiritually/physically. It is almost a way of branding. Good to mention if you want to freak out normal people.

Shall we finish it off with a dickslap or what?- my boi to me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.

dickslap by ms m September 29, 2004