Dickmusk

The unique smell your dick makes when you don't clean it for quite some time.

"The scent of his dickmusk was quite arousing."

Dickmusk by BunchaNothin April 1, 2026

DickMuscle 

A dick muscle is the line that guys get between their 6-8 pack and thighs when they have low body fat and actually don't look like fat slobs

Bro, check out my dickmuscle, this bitch was just rubbing it at the beach with my low strung bathing suit on

DickMuscle by ehotchkiss July 6, 2010

dickmus test 

Something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a dick.

My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.

dickmus test by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015

Dick Musk 

That smell when a man and a woman have sex, and the dick mixes its scent with the sweet minted scent of pussy. After this occurs, dick musk results, wafting through the air as an almost herbal scent. It's a smelly smell that's worse than a fart, because that shit lingers, and is like, 'Breathe me in, bitch'.

You: Makes a funny joke
Friend: Laughs
You: Smells the dick musk on your friend's breath
You: "Yo, you been sucking on a musky dick?"

Dick Musk by Pelvicrocket September 22, 2020

dickmustard 

n. 1. substance exuded from an unclean, uncircumcized
penis.
2. epithet applicable to internet chat room personages
demonstrating obnoxious behavior and weak intellect.

"Hey, dickmustard, if we wanted to visit that porn site we'd have Googled your Mom's name."

dickmustard by Dromedaryhump1 November 26, 2006

Dickmunk

The name of the bulging cheeked visage of a person sucking at least 10 reasonably sized dicks at one time. Also see Ballbeard.

That ballbearded JB fit so many dicks in her mouth last night! She looked like a total dickmunk.

Dickmunk by Zuul The Gatekeeper of YOLO July 18, 2013

dickmush 

no it's not litrally penis mashed up into whatever u think.
it's basically I code name that was made up at 3am with three people that were very high

omg I saw dickmush smile at me today I'm so horny 😩😩😩

dickmush by yummyoshiii October 18, 2022