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dickmuckle

The dry, crusty residue on a post-coitus penis
Dickmuckle can be avoided with a timely post-coitus shower or wipe down with a damp cloth.
by sawyerlawyer October 30, 2023
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dickfuckle

A person who is ignorant and a prick.
He's such a dickfuckle; I hate him.
by Jack as fuck November 12, 2015
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Dicksuckery

(v)Dicksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their dick. People that use dicksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of dicksuckery, are often referred to as dick suckers, tools, lames, dickriders, or suck ups.

(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.

(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.
(v) Frequent dicksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and The mouth much dryer.

(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.

(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery

(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.

(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.
by SmashNasty November 15, 2010
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Dicksucker

New York slang. The opposite of “dickriding”used to insult someone who is hating on you or nitpicking you.
James: Devin pass the ball that’s not your shot!

Devin shoots…“swish”

Devin: and you were saying dicksucker?
by Orynami October 28, 2021
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Dickbucket

1)The sluttiest of all sluts.

2)An STI ridden, extremely promiscuous female of ill repute.

3)One who contains dicks with their "bucket" - referred to as such because buckets are nutoriously dirty.

*only to be used in situations of EXTREME hatred or sluttiest. i.e. it's the worst thing you can say about a female.
"I hate that slut! She slept with my boyfriend! And every other guy we know!"
"Yeah, she's a serious dickbucket."
by Pickleweasels March 14, 2007
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Dickfuckeroverdrive

One who fucks dick so fast that they are forced to go into overdrive
Hey andrew, i heard your able to go into a state of Dickfuckeroverdrive
by xavier wells October 18, 2010
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Dicksickle

When your dick is frozen like a icicle.
Dude do you have Dicksickle right now ?
by TheAnonymousDefinition October 10, 2016
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