When someone wants to be a control trip asshole and is a dick... or cunt and does things to manipulatively control everything you do ... usually done by using therapeutic verbiage and ways as if you are in a rehab setting
by Bettiex page October 17, 2019
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To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.
TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.
TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??
Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.
**Hot Girl leaves**
Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??
Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.
Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.
**Hot Girl leaves**
Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??
Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.
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Get the taking dick from the back mug.Sucking dick and taking names is a saying in which you suck someone’s dick and write it down for further viewing. This name could then be used to say you sucked their dick.
Michael- “yo where’s Joey at?”
Arben- “idk, sucking dick and taking names I assume.”
Joey- “I’m suckin dick and taking names!”
Arben- “idk, sucking dick and taking names I assume.”
Joey- “I’m suckin dick and taking names!”
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Get the taking a shit or taking a dick mug.1. Over Praising someone, saying more than a simple "Good Job" or "Congratulations"
2. Being hype over a situation that has nothing at all to do with you.
3. Copying or agreeing with everything a person says.
4. Excessive hypeness of a situation that is done and gone.
5. Saying something you hear other people say without knowing what it means, or because it sounds cool.
6. Changing yourself to fit with people that don't like you.
7. A constant follower of someone (I'm not talking about twitter.)
2. Being hype over a situation that has nothing at all to do with you.
3. Copying or agreeing with everything a person says.
4. Excessive hypeness of a situation that is done and gone.
5. Saying something you hear other people say without knowing what it means, or because it sounds cool.
6. Changing yourself to fit with people that don't like you.
7. A constant follower of someone (I'm not talking about twitter.)
Ex: 1.
*John makes a 3-point shot*
His Friends: Nice shot, John.
The dickeater: That was a nice shot, John. I don't think I've ever seen someone do that! You're the best!
John and His Friends: Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 2.
Susie: stfu stupid bitch . Suck a dick you lame ass whore.
Angelica: FOH duck ass hoe. I will knock you the fuck out.
Mary: Angelica you not gonna knock No one out, Bitch!
Angelica and Susie: Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 3.
Me: I'm so hungry.
dickeater: Me too.
Me: I think I want some McDonalds.
Dickeater: Me too.
Me: I'm not hungry anymore.
Dickeater: Me either.
Me: You shouldn't be. You been DICKEATING all day.
Ex: 4.
*Teacher Yells at a Tiyanna*
*30 minutes later*
Person: Ahahaha, the teacher yelled at you.
Tiyanna: That's old. Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 5.
Boy and his friends: Hahah you fighting it.
Other boy: Ha yeah yall are fighting it.
Boy: Do you know what that even means?
Other boy: No.
Boy: Then stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 6.
Sasha: I like emus.
Becky: Ew, emus are fake ass uggs.
Sasha: Yeah I really don't like them that much.
Me: You DICKEATING.
Ex: 7.
*Bart and Milhouse going every where together, But Bart is leading.*
Me: Why Milhouse always following him?
Friend: Cause he DICKEATING.
*John makes a 3-point shot*
His Friends: Nice shot, John.
The dickeater: That was a nice shot, John. I don't think I've ever seen someone do that! You're the best!
John and His Friends: Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 2.
Susie: stfu stupid bitch . Suck a dick you lame ass whore.
Angelica: FOH duck ass hoe. I will knock you the fuck out.
Mary: Angelica you not gonna knock No one out, Bitch!
Angelica and Susie: Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 3.
Me: I'm so hungry.
dickeater: Me too.
Me: I think I want some McDonalds.
Dickeater: Me too.
Me: I'm not hungry anymore.
Dickeater: Me either.
Me: You shouldn't be. You been DICKEATING all day.
Ex: 4.
*Teacher Yells at a Tiyanna*
*30 minutes later*
Person: Ahahaha, the teacher yelled at you.
Tiyanna: That's old. Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 5.
Boy and his friends: Hahah you fighting it.
Other boy: Ha yeah yall are fighting it.
Boy: Do you know what that even means?
Other boy: No.
Boy: Then stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 6.
Sasha: I like emus.
Becky: Ew, emus are fake ass uggs.
Sasha: Yeah I really don't like them that much.
Me: You DICKEATING.
Ex: 7.
*Bart and Milhouse going every where together, But Bart is leading.*
Me: Why Milhouse always following him?
Friend: Cause he DICKEATING.
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