Dicktating 

To force a persons head up and down with your hand while they are performing felatio in a demeaning manner.

I was so offended he was dicktating me. Its like he thought I wasn't getting it as deep as I could!

Dicktating by theopressed22 July 19, 2009

Dicktating 

Verb. Mansplaining back to men. Typically used in a male-dominated function or field, the retort would be as follows:

"I fully understand the concept. Dicktating this should be simple"

Dicktating by Jennis TheMenace March 10, 2018

DICKEATING 

1. Over Praising someone, saying more than a simple "Good Job" or "Congratulations"

2. Being hype over a situation that has nothing at all to do with you.

3. Copying or agreeing with everything a person says.

4. Excessive hypeness of a situation that is done and gone.

5. Saying something you hear other people say without knowing what it means, or because it sounds cool.

6. Changing yourself to fit with people that don't like you.

7. A constant follower of someone (I'm not talking about twitter.)

Ex: 1.

*John makes a 3-point shot*
His Friends: Nice shot, John.
The dickeater: That was a nice shot, John. I don't think I've ever seen someone do that! You're the best!
John and His Friends: Stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 2.

Susie: stfu stupid bitch . Suck a dick you lame ass whore.
Angelica: FOH duck ass hoe. I will knock you the fuck out.
Mary: Angelica you not gonna knock No one out, Bitch!
Angelica and Susie: Stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 3.

Me: I'm so hungry.
dickeater: Me too.
Me: I think I want some McDonalds.
Dickeater: Me too.
Me: I'm not hungry anymore.
Dickeater: Me either.
Me: You shouldn't be. You been DICKEATING all day.

Ex: 4.

*Teacher Yells at a Tiyanna*
*30 minutes later*
Person: Ahahaha, the teacher yelled at you.
Tiyanna: That's old. Stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 5.

Boy and his friends: Hahah you fighting it.
Other boy: Ha yeah yall are fighting it.
Boy: Do you know what that even means?
Other boy: No.
Boy: Then stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 6.

Sasha: I like emus.
Becky: Ew, emus are fake ass uggs.
Sasha: Yeah I really don't like them that much.
Me: You DICKEATING.

Ex: 7.
*Bart and Milhouse going every where together, But Bart is leading.*

Me: Why Milhouse always following him?
Friend: Cause he DICKEATING.

DICKEATING by @RanduhmKwotes March 9, 2012

DickTarping 

The art of covering a rule breakers automobile in large erect or flaccid penises. DickTarping is a community response to an individual failing to adhere to the simple rule of covering or removing your auto from the burn. It typically consist of one or more drunken burners with paint markers and a well placed sense of participation/immediacy and civic responsibility. Dicktarpers should be rejoiced and admired for there tireless and unsung efforts to keep the community ugly auto free.

"Why are there dicks all over my car" - Unruly participant
"Because you're a dick" - Smiling drunken Dicktarper
"Oh" - Sad participant
"Dicktarping for life" - laughing content drunken Dicktarper

DickTarping by Askewd Jackassery January 6, 2012

dickeatin 

1. One who copies another.
2. Someone who drawls upon another. A person who is drawlin.
3. One (or more) who are hype about a certain situation pretaining to you or others.

1. Yo, I just copped dem new Jordans.
-Yo, me too.
-Man, you dickeatin!

2. Why that nigga dickeatin!?

3. Oh My God, there go Jay-Z!
-Yo, stop dickeatin, yo.

3a.Yo them bitches is dickeatin...they all on me!

dickeatin by Tim Leezy September 23, 2008

Dickalingus 

Playing the skin flute like a pro

Performing fellatio like its a language of love

Polite way of saying blowjob

Opposite of Cunnilingus

Jessica does dickalingus like a second language

Dickalingus by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

dickalingus 

Blowjob Cock Sucking Headjob

Jessica knows dickalingus its like a second language

dickalingus by sambomac84 January 16, 2015