Dick couch
"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."
Dick couch by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013
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Dick Couch
Some one who uses their body as a couch on which dicks may lay. Usually implying that one is homosexual. Usually used as an insult.
Dick Couch by flagetasshole April 5, 2009
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dickpouch
John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!
Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.
John:...
Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.
John:...
dickpouch by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008
professor dickdouche
A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
professor dickdouche by wangjiahua December 11, 2010
dickdouche
dickdouche by "Biff Rinaldi" March 28, 2009
dicktouch
Literally, one who touches dicks. A derrogatory term used against someone to infer that they are perhaps homosexual.
Doug, stop shooting Nerf-Bow-And-Arrows out of my car trunk at the Taco-Bell Drive Thru while there are cops around, you fucking dicktouch.
dicktouch by The Sexecutioner March 16, 2004
Dickcough
Dickcough by Thousand foot krutch September 1, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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