Fleetsailor's definitions

Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.

"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."

by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013

Green Partyboob

A registered Green Party voter who went to the polls to vote for Bernie Sanders and found out that they have to be a registered Democrat to vote in the New York State presidential primaries.

"Hey man did you feel the Bern and vote yesterday?"
"I couldn't. I registered with the hippie Green Party in 1994 and haven't watched the news since. Didn't know I had to register Democrat."
"Dude. You're such a Green Partyboob!"

by Fleetsailor May 27, 2016