Dickcough

Dickcough is the small amount of left over cum after you has masterbated

Aj: Hey Mitch you have a bit of cum on your knee

Mitch: Oh crap my dickcoughed

Dickcough by Thousand foot krutch September 1, 2009

Dickcushion

Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. A male bottom with a poop chute like a mail chute.
3. The main course at a gang-bang flambé

Pat really gets around. If (s)he keeps this up, (s)he'll be known as the human dickcushion.

Dickcushion by Rod Springer January 22, 2006

dickpouch 

An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".

John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...

dickpouch by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008

Dickmouth 

One who acts as if he/she has a dick in said person's mouth or one sliding down the esophagus. Acts primarily as an insult.

"hey what's up"
"Ah...I don't know"
"You're such a dickmouth, dude."

Dickmouth by Jean Sickel October 18, 2008

dickmouth 

one who sucks a lot of dick. So much that his mouth starts to look, and smell like dick.

That bitch is such a ragtoothed dickmouth.

dickmouth by Zeppelinfan December 5, 2005

professor dickdouche 

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

professor dickdouche by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

dickdouche 

Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

"Don't be such a dick douche." "That guy Brian is such a dickdouche!"

dickdouche by "Biff Rinaldi" March 28, 2009