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Dewfur

I ate her Dewfur, like a fat kid on a Smartie
by Johnny Vantastic November 25, 2019
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Defurbalize

The process of removing all the shed hair on a carpet or rug into a small tennis ball formation. The act is often done in a manner mimicking small kittens playing with yarn.
My college roommate defurbalizes the room after she straightens her hair. She is so considerate even though she is balding.
by Salon316 October 13, 2011
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Defurinate

The act of defecating and urinating at the same time. Often brought on by some sort of illness, or just holding everything back too long.
Dude I think I have to defurinate. Those beef tacos and beer are catching up with me!!
by Lord Pumkin Longshanked January 23, 2011
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Dewfresher

A fresh looking new haircut.

Dew - as in Hair"do".
Fresher - as in fresher than before.
Dude you should get a dewfresher.

Man thats a nice dewfresh.

That dewfresh is too fresh.
by Brodeur October 19, 2010
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Defurbalise

I just need a minute to defurbalise
by Pseudo Bseudo December 28, 2018
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Brooke Dewhurst

Brooke Dewhurst is a term used commonly to describe hoes. They are found to indulge in snake like behaviour, along with a multitude of other disturbing behaviour such as cheating, throwing items at innocents, insulting their superiors, and tend to consider themselves peasants. In conjunction with this word you can use Cameron Bach (Or Cumeron), as they are considered the Snake and Cockatoo's of this world, and are to be avoided at ALL costs. Extermination of them have begun in the 21st century, known as "The Hoe Buster's".
Cameron: "Wow, I'm just such an atomic blonde I can't even function. Brooke, how come everyone hates us?"
Brooke Dewhurst: "Because we're literally too petty and worthless to function"
Eleftheria: "Omg, who let their cage open? Someone needs to put these 2 feral beings down."
by ApplelelLolonya May 23, 2019
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Dewhurst

The partially wet vagina of a woman who is unable to please her sexual partner.
Worst sex ever; she had a dewhurst.
by jackelope691 October 8, 2009
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