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Defurbalize 

The process of removing all the shed hair on a carpet or rug into a small tennis ball formation. The act is often done in a manner mimicking small kittens playing with yarn.
My college roommate defurbalizes the room after she straightens her hair. She is so considerate even though she is balding.
Defurbalize by Salon316 October 13, 2011

Defurinate 

The act of defecating and urinating at the same time. Often brought on by some sort of illness, or just holding everything back too long.
Dude I think I have to defurinate. Those beef tacos and beer are catching up with me!!

defrutigerize 

Removal of traits characteristic of the pre-July 18, 2003 Investment Banking template in favor of those characteristics requiste ensuing the aforementioned date; most notably, Frutiger 55.

Also: defrutigerization, defrutigerizationism
Hope yo' silly pale ass hasn't gone and frutigered that muthafucka, oh I be bombin' defrutigerization all over that ass, biatch.
defrutigerize by Andrew 3000 February 4, 2004

defrumpled 

I became defrumpled when I got hit in the head.

Defurbalise

I just need a minute to defurbalise
Defurbalise by Pseudo Bseudo December 28, 2018

Defuculate 

Verb: to reorganize, fix, clean, or properly assemble an item or area. Most often applied to engineering, display, and construction. Also n. Defuculation, v. Fuculate, n. Fuculated
Somebody had better defuculate that area before the boss sees the pile of empty take out containers....
Defuculate by Furgle August 28, 2016