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de-fur-er
a tool used to remove hair (i.e. animal fur) from material or cloth surfaces.

"de" to undo something "fur" as in what is being removed and "er" for the instrument (i.e. curler).
I often use my defurer to remove dog hair from my clothes.

Can i use that defurer to remove the cat hair from my chair?
defurer by Polly Massaro October 19, 2007
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defugerate 

Southern word for passing gas, aka fart
Granny keeps defugerating in the kitchen. Defugerate
defugerate by Barja October 18, 2017

Defurred 

To skin a deer
I defurred that deer!
Defurred by Defurred November 17, 2017

defurred loan-payment 

Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.
Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P

defucerate 

To unfuck something; to return something to a desirable state from an undesirable state. Deriving from the Latin verb "to fuck" - fucēre.
I will defucerate that mess after we both defucerate my fucked-up car.
defucerate by Scholar Of Time October 9, 2023

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026