defurer

de-fur-er
a tool used to remove hair (i.e. animal fur) from material or cloth surfaces.

"de" to undo something "fur" as in what is being removed and "er" for the instrument (i.e. curler).

I often use my defurer to remove dog hair from my clothes.

Can i use that defurer to remove the cat hair from my chair?

by Polly Massaro October 19, 2007

defugerate

Southern word for passing gas, aka fart

Granny keeps defugerating in the kitchen. Defugerate

by Barja October 18, 2017

Defurred

To skin a deer

I defurred that deer!

by Defurred November 17, 2017

defurred loan-payment

Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.

Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P

by QuacksO March 2, 2021

defucerate

To unfuck something; to return something to a desirable state from an undesirable state. Deriving from the Latin verb "to fuck" - fucēre.

I will defucerate that mess after we both defucerate my fucked-up car.

by Scholar Of Time October 9, 2023