Defurinate 

The act of defecating and urinating at the same time. Often brought on by some sort of illness, or just holding everything back too long.

Dude I think I have to defurinate. Those beef tacos and beer are catching up with me!!

Defurinate by Lord Pumkin Longshanked January 23, 2011

deluminate

The opposite of illuminate.

To dim or "turn down" (as in lighting)

The room was too bright, so Jodi asked me to deluminate it.

deluminate by Reverend Sir Dope E. Fresh August 11, 2003

definately 

Idiot-speak for "definitely". One of the most common moronic misspellings found on the internet.

The new Backstreet Boys CD is, like, definately the best thing ever.

definately by monsieurjohn June 24, 2003

Definate

This is not the way it's spelled!

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!

Definate by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Deffinately

A common miss-spelling of the word Definitely
Dumbass.

"We so deffinately have to hang out!!!1!"

Deffinately by Tsiana September 30, 2008

definately 

The word many people use to spell 'definitely' until they suddenly realise they've been spelling it the wrong way.

Woah, I've been spelling it wrong all my life! That's definitely whack!

definately by insertexpletive December 17, 2004

definately 

The modern mis-spelling of definitely seen in almost every modern example where a spell checker was not deployed, most commonly in internet chat, probably from its mis-pronunciation by modern youth and/or being confused with unfortunately.

Yeh, man! Definately!!

definately by ..WiL May 16, 2005