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Demenscha 

A chronic or persistent disorder of the mental process wherein Jewish mothers forget the names of their children that are *NOT* physicians or lawyers.
Hilda: My Mitchell is doing so well! He was just named medical director at Mt. Sinai Medical Center!

Marilyn: That's great! How is Marc the plumber doing?

Hilda: Who?

Marilyn whispering to Priscilla: Oh dear...Hilda may have demenscha...
Demenscha by Crambor June 21, 2011
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Demencia 

Demencia is a very cool and crazy character from Villainous. Villainous is a Mexican animated web miniseries created by Alan Ituriel. It is based on his 2012 webseries and was picked up by Cartoon Network Mexico as a miniseries of ten one-minute episodes for the Cartoon Network Anything app.
"DEMENCIA! WHY DID YOU PRESS THE BUTTON AGAIN?!?" -Black Hat
Related Words
Loving Down to earth lady, pretty, ride or die, always there whenever you need her, food maybe a Lil burnt but when it comes to pleasure, best believe your needs would be fulfilled. Nice tits
You need a demesha at some point of time in life
demesha by Dr.DixenTuDeep December 21, 2016
Loving Down to earth lady, pretty, ride or die, always there whenever you need her, food maybe a Lil burnt but when it comes to pleasure, best believe your needs would be fulfilled. Nice tits to suck
Everyone needs a demesha in their life
demesha by Dr.DixenTuDeep December 22, 2016

Demenstrate 

When a woman demonstrates that she is menstral.
Bertha demenstrated to her girl friends that she is having her period.
Demenstrate by Wordan December 25, 2020

demencracy 

Putting someone with dementia in power, presumably as a way to save democracy from the Crazy Orange Man.
Uncle Joe became POTUS because of demencracy.
demencracy by OnlySmiles September 10, 2021

demensia 

Noun The plural of "demension", this word refers to two or more of any "fussy" or "precise" or "stringent" measurements (length, width, height, depth, weight, amount, levelling/alignment, etc.), or to an unusually large quantity of these stipulations, which are involved in a construction/scientific project, details that typically cause the laborers and supervisors involved in the endeavor to actually go partially insane over the fastidious/voluminous details, and sometimes to even actually see the nauseating mathematical figures in their sleep. Can also refer to a debilitating mental condition brought on by excessive exposure to said precise-measurement headaches, or to a similar condition suffered by someone who is unnaturally/totally obsessed with either (1) exact measurements of various objects, or (2) the "measurements" of an admired person whom he'd like to be intimate with.
Harry used to love fine cabinet-making, but he eventually got such a rip-roaring case of demensia that he had to quit that line of work; he now enjoys befriending attractive women, and measuring their boob- and waist-sizes.
demensia by QuacksO May 8, 2014
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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