demensia 

Noun The plural of "demension", this word refers to two or more of any "fussy" or "precise" or "stringent" measurements (length, width, height, depth, weight, amount, levelling/alignment, etc.), or to an unusually large quantity of these stipulations, which are involved in a construction/scientific project, details that typically cause the laborers and supervisors involved in the endeavor to actually go partially insane over the fastidious/voluminous details, and sometimes to even actually see the nauseating mathematical figures in their sleep. Can also refer to a debilitating mental condition brought on by excessive exposure to said precise-measurement headaches, or to a similar condition suffered by someone who is unnaturally/totally obsessed with either (1) exact measurements of various objects, or (2) the "measurements" of an admired person whom he'd like to be intimate with.

Harry used to love fine cabinet-making, but he eventually got such a rip-roaring case of demensia that he had to quit that line of work; he now enjoys befriending attractive women, and measuring their boob- and waist-sizes.

demensia by QuacksO May 8, 2014

cellphonia demensia 

To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot

Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.

cellphonia demensia by Saint of Suburbia December 29, 2007

Dementia Joe 

Joe Biden clearly suffers from early stage dementia. He is an empty suit, puffed up by left wing anarchists. Dementia Joe, aka Bejing Biden, Hidin' Biden, The Joe with the Ho.

Dementia Joe had another senior moment today. He forgot where he was and told the crowd they know where he is.

Dementia Joe by Ramseyprice69 October 17, 2020

Dementiacrat 

1. A democrat who denies all logic and reason no matter how much evidence is presented and continues to live in their own clown world in order to further an agenda.
2. A democrat citizen supports a dementiacrat.
3. A citizen who is a delusional democrat.

Person 1: Joe Biden is sharp as a tac.
Person 2: You're a dementiacrat!

Dementiacrat by Poopymicpoopington December 17, 2021

dementia

When you are sick of either three-dimensional or two-dimensional media, so you want to see something different.

Whenever I get dementia, I switch from Super Mario Bros. to Super Mario 64, and when I get sick of both, I crave a fourth-dimensional Mario game, so now I'll have dementia until Nintendo makes that.

dementia by ducus10000 May 23, 2018

gender dementia 

A mental illness that makes a person constantly change their gender or makes it impossible to concretely define their gender.

He was diagnosed with gender dementia.

gender dementia by Mochi101 September 20, 2021

Dementiacratic Socialist Party 

This is the name given a leftist party with geriatric leadership!

Joe, Bernie and Nancy lead the Dementiacratic Socialist Party!

Dementiacratic Socialist Party by I, Wreckerrr May 23, 2021