demensa

Da addled/crazed state of mind dat you may likely experience from trying to become one of da world's top IQ-geniuses.

Studying sawdusty-dry intellect-boosting tomes for many hours a day is enough to give anyone demensa!

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

dementasaurus

demented dinosaur

Are you a dementasaurus because your pick-up lines are ancient and you face looks pretty demented says uninterested girl to fuckboy

by quinny38 July 23, 2015

Demenscha

A chronic or persistent disorder of the mental process wherein Jewish mothers forget the names of their children that are *NOT* physicians or lawyers.

Hilda: My Mitchell is doing so well! He was just named medical director at Mt. Sinai Medical Center!

Marilyn: That's great! How is Marc the plumber doing?

Hilda: Who?

Marilyn whispering to Priscilla: Oh dear...Hilda may have demenscha...

by Crambor June 21, 2011

Demena

The romantic and/or friendship pairing of Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, often confused by annoying twitter users with Delena. See also: Lovez

Random person: Did u c Demi & Selena's reunion picxx!? DELENA 4EV!

Me: It's Demena. With an M. When will you guys ever learn, seriously?

by Lolokayyouthinkthat May 2, 2011

Dementalerious

Extreme and uncontrolled craziness.

Parker became dementalerious after not sleeping for several days.

by Steve N. June 3, 2003

Demenstrate

When a woman demonstrates that she is menstral.

Bertha demenstrated to her girl friends that she is having her period.

by Wordan December 25, 2020

demensia

Noun The plural of "demension", this word refers to two or more of any "fussy" or "precise" or "stringent" measurements (length, width, height, depth, weight, amount, levelling/alignment, etc.), or to an unusually large quantity of these stipulations, which are involved in a construction/scientific project, details that typically cause the laborers and supervisors involved in the endeavor to actually go partially insane over the fastidious/voluminous details, and sometimes to even actually see the nauseating mathematical figures in their sleep. Can also refer to a debilitating mental condition brought on by excessive exposure to said precise-measurement headaches, or to a similar condition suffered by someone who is unnaturally/totally obsessed with either (1) exact measurements of various objects, or (2) the "measurements" of an admired person whom he'd like to be intimate with.

Harry used to love fine cabinet-making, but he eventually got such a rip-roaring case of demensia that he had to quit that line of work; he now enjoys befriending attractive women, and measuring their boob- and waist-sizes.

by QuacksO May 8, 2014