deciever

While doing a girl doggie style you are about to blow your load... you spit on her back decieving her into thinking you just came. When she turns around you blow your load in her face.

I pulled the good ole deciever on this hooka I was bangin last night. She was pissed when I nutted in her eye!

by Shugga January 17, 2005

Deciever

n. - A penis that looks really small when flacid but when fully erect is actually very large.

"Johnny's Deciever really widend my vocabulary last night."

by Hawk June 5, 2004

Golden Deciever

noun:
A blonde haired woman that looks young and attractive but, upon closer inpsection, is actually terribly ugly.

Derived from Golden Retriever Dog

As you walking along a street, you spot an attractive blonde from behind. When you see her face you realise she is old or ugly or both. You realise you have been decieved by a Golden Deciever!

by Pauliebabe June 11, 2006

Dirty Deciever

The Dirty Deciever is when your having sex with a female in the missionary possition and right before you blow your load pull your penis out and shove it up her ass.

"Dude remember how my girlfriend wanted to have kids?"

"Yeah"

"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"

"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"

by The Dirty Deciever October 31, 2009

DeLiever

A word used to describe the millions upon millions of fans of actor/comedian Chris D'elia. They are often recognized by their unending love, support, lust and adoration for D'elia and his body of work.

Hey I'm a Deliever so fuck off

by Deliever#1 May 14, 2013

Nipple Deceiver

One who fibs incessantly to the area in or around your titties

He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!

He's such a Nipple Deceiver!

by #SoNotAJames May 3, 2020

facebook decieved

When a girl is not as hot in real life as her profile pictures on facebook.

Friend 1: "Johnny's new gf looks bangin!"
Friend 2: "No she's ugly as shit man we got facebook decieved."

by big meech 11 September 20, 2010