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deciever 

While doing a girl doggie style you are about to blow your load... you spit on her back decieving her into thinking you just came. When she turns around you blow your load in her face.
I pulled the good ole deciever on this hooka I was bangin last night. She was pissed when I nutted in her eye!
deciever by Shugga January 17, 2005
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Deciever 

n. - A penis that looks really small when flacid but when fully erect is actually very large.
"Johnny's Deciever really widend my vocabulary last night."
Deciever by Hawk June 5, 2004

Golden Deciever 

noun:
A blonde haired woman that looks young and attractive but, upon closer inpsection, is actually terribly ugly.

Derived from Golden Retriever Dog
As you walking along a street, you spot an attractive blonde from behind. When you see her face you realise she is old or ugly or both. You realise you have been decieved by a Golden Deciever!
Golden Deciever by Pauliebabe June 11, 2006

Dirty Deciever 

The Dirty Deciever is when your having sex with a female in the missionary possition and right before you blow your load pull your penis out and shove it up her ass.
"Dude remember how my girlfriend wanted to have kids?"

"Yeah"

"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"

"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"

DeLiever 

A word used to describe the millions upon millions of fans of actor/comedian Chris D'elia. They are often recognized by their unending love, support, lust and adoration for D'elia and his body of work.
Hey I'm a Deliever so fuck off
DeLiever by Deliever#1 May 14, 2013

Nipple Deceiver 

One who fibs incessantly to the area in or around your titties
He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!

He's such a Nipple Deceiver!

facebook decieved 

When a girl is not as hot in real life as her profile pictures on facebook.
Friend 1: "Johnny's new gf looks bangin!"
Friend 2: "No she's ugly as shit man we got facebook decieved."
facebook decieved by big meech 11 September 20, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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