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Deciever 

n. - A penis that looks really small when flacid but when fully erect is actually very large.
"Johnny's Deciever really widend my vocabulary last night."
Deciever by Hawk June 5, 2004

Golden Deciever 

noun:
A blonde haired woman that looks young and attractive but, upon closer inpsection, is actually terribly ugly.

Derived from Golden Retriever Dog
As you walking along a street, you spot an attractive blonde from behind. When you see her face you realise she is old or ugly or both. You realise you have been decieved by a Golden Deciever!
Golden Deciever by Pauliebabe June 11, 2006

Dirty Deciever 

The Dirty Deciever is when your having sex with a female in the missionary possition and right before you blow your load pull your penis out and shove it up her ass.
"Dude remember how my girlfriend wanted to have kids?"

"Yeah"

"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"

"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"

DeLiever 

A word used to describe the millions upon millions of fans of actor/comedian Chris D'elia. They are often recognized by their unending love, support, lust and adoration for D'elia and his body of work.
Hey I'm a Deliever so fuck off
DeLiever by Deliever#1 May 14, 2013

Nipple Deceiver 

One who fibs incessantly to the area in or around your titties
He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!

He's such a Nipple Deceiver!

facebook decieved 

When a girl is not as hot in real life as her profile pictures on facebook.
Friend 1: "Johnny's new gf looks bangin!"
Friend 2: "No she's ugly as shit man we got facebook decieved."
facebook decieved by big meech 11 September 20, 2010