Hawk's definitions

mumphing

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.

mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers

by hawk March 26, 2005

Watchu sayin

Hey man Wassup! What are you saying?

yooooo! watchu saying! can't you see.. its my ass!!!

sporty gyal!!! wanna duel?

by Hawk October 19, 2003

mr. Bo-Jangles

the funniest thing i've heard in a long time

the best part is the pecker slap

by hawk March 25, 2005

5 on 2

Originating in Wrestling teams where some dirty wrestlers would grab your two nuts with their 5 fingers, creating the shortened 5 on 2

5 on 2 = no fun for anybody

by hawk April 2, 2005

Saddam Hussain

A misspelling of Saddam Hussein, once the dictator of Iraq. Mainly the spelling used by AOLers and stupid people.

AOLer: Saddam Hussain has been captured OMG!!11!!

by Hawk January 3, 2004

reality

How you perceive the world around you.

if someone perceives your poop-shoot and your mouth as the same thing then your an asshole

by Hawk February 14, 2004

Norwegian wood

A famous song by the Beatles. Supposed to be another description of cannabis in this particular track. Not to be confused with the norwegian forest.

I'm really stone on norwegian wood.

by hawk January 9, 2005