Jamal is a gay that should be completely confident because he's smart, talented, athletic and an ebony beast, but just isn't mostly cuz he's an big angry black man with an unusually disfigured penile region. Fag.
by #SoNotAJames August 12, 2023
Jamesing: the art of being "a James". It consists of long nights of deep throating Tito's and wishing one wasn't "a James", despite the ongoing issues of micro-dick-ism and generally not having a personality or being relevant.
by #SoNotAJames November 19, 2020
What exactly is a Savnik you ask? Think sloth from the Goonies but smellier. He struck out with one trainwreck of a girl in high school and has continued to eat himself into an early grave, wallow over his micro peepee and increasingly smell like Velveeta cheese.
Oh no ONE girl doesn't like me because I look like that yeti thing from the Empire Strikes Back. I'm gonna purposely contract adult early onset diabetes and blame everyone else for me being a fat fuck. Thanks Obama.
I must be a Savnik
I must be a Savnik
by #SoNotAJames March 18, 2022
He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!
He's such a Nipple Deceiver!
He's such a Nipple Deceiver!
by #SoNotAJames May 04, 2020
When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
by #SoNotAJames June 26, 2022
When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him in his backside with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
by #SoNotAJames June 01, 2022
A Pink Panther is like taking a Phantom but you leave a little clue behind that something was there.
I was quite confident I took a Phantom but after further inspection and the obligatory courtesy wipe it was clear that I Pink Panther'd my pooper 💩
by #SoNotAJames November 02, 2021