#SoNotAJames's definitions
When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.
Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.
by #SoNotAJames January 1, 2021
Get the No Dick Bostwickmug. When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
by #SoNotAJames June 26, 2022
Get the Iberian Bull Ridemug. A wannabe Swede that is insecure about his dance moves and makes sick ass workout videos with a midget. Obsesses over his jogging form and tries to be a baller/shot caller but actually spends most of his time sticking random accoutrement up his anus and enjoys calling people "jabronis". Used to have a vanilla last name but changed it to appear more exotic, when he really just a white boy from the burbs that probably likes dick a little too much. Holla!
Hello, I am from Sweden (in a regionally accurate Swedish dialect). Do I Dougie good, daddy? Oh, is that a stapler? Stick it up my bunghole and then let's for a jog in the park. That'd be litty af! #SavageZavala
by #SoNotAJames April 18, 2022
Get the Zavalamug. Jamal is a gay that should be completely confident because he's smart, talented, athletic and an ebony beast, but just isn't mostly cuz he's an big angry black man with an unusually disfigured penile region. Fag.
by #SoNotAJames August 12, 2023
Get the Jamalmug. What exactly is a Savnik you ask? Think sloth from the Goonies but smellier. He struck out with one trainwreck of a girl in high school and has continued to eat himself into an early grave, wallow over his micro peepee and increasingly smell like Velveeta cheese.
Oh no ONE girl doesn't like me because I look like that yeti thing from the Empire Strikes Back. I'm gonna purposely contract adult early onset diabetes and blame everyone else for me being a fat fuck. Thanks Obama.
I must be a Savnik
I must be a Savnik
by #SoNotAJames March 18, 2022
Get the A Savnikmug. A Pink Panther is like taking a Phantom but you leave a little clue behind that something was there.
I was quite confident I took a Phantom but after further inspection and the obligatory courtesy wipe it was clear that I Pink Panther'd my pooper 💩
by #SoNotAJames November 2, 2021
Get the Pink Panthermug. He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!
He's such a Nipple Deceiver!
He's such a Nipple Deceiver!
by #SoNotAJames May 3, 2020
Get the Nipple Deceivermug.