Dayass 

A highly inappropriate and desperate booty call made during the daytime.

"Oh my gosh, Jill. My ex is getting ridiculously desperate. He called me up for some dayass yesterday morning."

"Bro, I don't care how bad you're rebounding. You never call up someone for dayass."

Dayass by somenamethatisntalreadyused November 26, 2011

Datassium 

The craving to see, touch and play with asses so much it becomes a necessity to your very well being and health. A daily serving of ass is required to remedy this.

My multivitamin doesn't give me any of my daily serving of required datassium. Better look up some porn before I keel over.

Datassium by FutileFun February 1, 2012

deyassification 

the practice of taking the girlboss or gay out of something.

the deyassification of the green m&m happened when they took away her chanel 9 boots to make her more androgynous.

deyassification by Jeong JinSoul February 4, 2022

Datasstrophe 

A shockingly frequent phenomenon in which a girl is blessed with a wonderful ass, yet is cursed with a face that can only be described as a catastrophe. A more specific version of the common 'butterface.'

Dude, that girl at the party last night. Would you?

Tough call man. Total datasstrophe.

Datasstrophe by bobbybrown1457 May 1, 2014

dryassness 

the feeling of being in the basement of a Xerox building with no moisture in the air

Joseph: "I'm drinking this nasty ass Vitamin Water to try to offset the dryassness in here."

dryassness by qzqqqzqqqqzz December 23, 2014

Harley Davasson 

A sexual act wherein one partner eats the booty of the other, while simultaneously making motorcycle noises, and on occasion, steering the booty side-to-side through turns.

A: How was your weekend dude?
B: Great! I did the Harley Davasson with my partner.

A: Dude, that's sick!
B: Yeah, man! I was totally like,"Aaaghrrrghhaaaaaugh"!

Harley Davasson by Dirty Case May 7, 2016

Dabass

A very prissy male. One who is so feminine he wipes his ass like a woman patting the urine off her hooha after she pees.

That dude is so dabass he makes Pee-Wee Herman look like a badass.

Dabass by WeirdWeirdWorld March 29, 2016