The craving to see, touch and play with asses so much it becomes a necessity to your very well being and health. A daily serving of ass is required to remedy this.
My multivitamin doesn't give me any of my dailyserving of required datassium. Better look up some porn before I keel over.
The Dabasaurus Rex was at the top of the food chain, whenever it found it's prey, it dabbed on it and it could not handle the MLG power of the dab. All of the dino haters got dabbed on and never messed with him again.
Long long ago lived the dabasaurus rex, it was at the top of the food chain.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.