dryass

A sack filled with hay for a teamster to sit on when riding on snowy, frozen logs.

Hey Earl! Ya got any extra dryasses for me to sit on? My ass is getting damn cold back here!

by brody barnabus May 21, 2012

deyassification

the practice of taking the girlboss or gay out of something.

the deyassification of the green m&m happened when they took away her chanel 9 boots to make her more androgynous.

by Jeong JinSoul February 4, 2022

drassnapber

Used as an insult. It means exactly what you want it to mean in context.

Andrew, you drassnapber, how could you forget the cheese?

by beardani314 December 28, 2016

dryassness

the feeling of being in the basement of a Xerox building with no moisture in the air

Joseph: "I'm drinking this nasty ass Vitamin Water to try to offset the dryassness in here."

by qzqqqzqqqqzz December 23, 2014

Dry Ass-Brownies

Anal sex without the use of lube, when the receiving partner is constipated.

Jackie did not want to have anal sex because she was constipated, but Aditya convinced her to have a Dry Ass-Brownies.

by Bone Smuggler March 4, 2010

Dry ass

Dry ass is when u wipe to hard and your asshole gets all dry and that skin cracks and u start bleeding. There is no known cure for dry ass. It is the absolute worst.

“Dude I was just walking the other day and felt a sharp pain on my asshole. I then realized that I had been struck by dry ass for wiping too hard when I took that massive dookey earlier today.”

by Da A-Team October 13, 2018

dry ass cooch

An abnormally dry vagina. For women who share underwear, having a dry ass cooch can be a detractor or a positive.

I don't want those panties, they had your dry ass cooch on them.

by markeee2239 March 11, 2011