dryass

A sack filled with hay for a teamster to sit on when riding on snowy, frozen logs.

Hey Earl! Ya got any extra dryasses for me to sit on? My ass is getting damn cold back here!

by brody barnabus May 21, 2012

dryassness

the feeling of being in the basement of a Xerox building with no moisture in the air

Joseph: "I'm drinking this nasty ass Vitamin Water to try to offset the dryassness in here."

by qzqqqzqqqqzz December 23, 2014