Davecation

When you do something wrong or against the rules at work and they give you a suspension without pay!

Dave smashed up a train at work today and management gave him a two week davecation

by davis686 October 6, 2011

Faux Defecation

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

by gingyman January 9, 2010

Davestation

Ultra bad-ass in the room that creates intimidation, fear, and complete sexiness

When Billy came out, he was the Davestation in the room.

by daveloveskorn October 16, 2009

anti-defecation league

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.

Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017

Defecation of character

Defecation of character is what happens when someone shits on your name in a public forum.

You: "Oh, man! Brittany just called me a ho on Facebook because I said I liked her crush."

Your friend: "Wow, that's defecation of character."

by gingermom September 29, 2009

daycation

A day trip. A day long vacation. Most daycations take place in amusement parks, or sometimes the beach.

Pete: Why weren't you at work yesterday?

Bill: Oh, the girlfriend and I took a daycation to six flags.

by bobmcd123 August 28, 2007

post-defecation euphoria

The unbridled joy experienced by a domestic house cat following a bowel movement. Often leads to abnormal playfulness and spurts of energy. Humans can experience this phenomenon, but the human response is more internalized.

The cat woke me up last night darting back and forth down the hallway. I'm guessing it was post-defecation euphoria. Can't blame the guy.

by doublepepperoni August 17, 2012