The unbridled joy experienced by a domestic house cat following a bowel movement. Often leads to abnormal playfulness and spurts of energy. Humans can experience this phenomenon, but the human response is more internalized.
The cat woke me up last night darting back and forth down the hallway. I'm guessing it was post-defecation euphoria. Can't blame the guy.
by doublepepperoni March 30, 2012
The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.
Example 1:
Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."
Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."
Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."
Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."
by doublepepperoni November 22, 2013