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to be fucked up, belligerent, blazed, hammered drunk,feelin' good, mcpatkin mackin, sauced, shitty, pussy drunk, high as balls, bombed, wasted, mcshitbasketed up, plastered, stoned, blasted, slaughtered; to be datched is a combination of all those definitions.
Pete: Alex, how drunk were you last night?
Alex: man Pete, I was datched outta my mind.
Pete: How'd you get home man?
Alex: I didn't go home. I woke up to find out that I pissed my pants and slept in a field-so datched.
Datched by Team OuEsAy September 15, 2009
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Means cool, awesome, popular, amazing.
He's so datcher
That's so datcher
Datcher by ❤Lozzington❤ March 20, 2017
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The act of getting tricked by a particular event. Commonly used as a handball term
"Surely I can't get out because the ball hit the crack" "Nah man you're out you got dutched"
Dutched by Dutchy448 June 5, 2017
To leave something that is not finished.
To ditch a person is to leave them;
prefabley to run in the opposite direction!
Awww man me and Max were like totally spraying-up the high school board; and then ol' crawford comes!
I totally ditched max 'n' did a runner!
ditched by Flora Veale September 4, 2005

bitch ditched 

when a girl ditches you to hang out with her girlfriends
-Hey dude, Melissa just bitch ditched tonight after she told me not to make plans
-What a Bitch!

dutched out 

the very highest in the three stages of being high ( easy bake, microwave, and dutched out )
dude we shouldnt have smoked that last bong, now im way to dutched out to go to work
Datcher is described as something cool or trendy
"Omg,lauren,that outfit is so datcher!"
Datcher by JennaJonesss September 1, 2020