area inbetween slough, windsor and langley. can range from well expensive tory houses to shitty social/council houses within 30 seconds. full of tossers, roadmen and slags. slightly better dedworth
person 1: so where are you from?
person 2: oh im from datchet
person 1: where's that?
person 2: its in windsor
to be fucked up, belligerent, blazed, hammered drunk,feelin' good, mcpatkin mackin, sauced, shitty, pussy drunk, high as balls, bombed, wasted, mcshitbasketed up, plastered, stoned, blasted, slaughtered; to be datched is a combination of all those definitions.
Pete: Alex, how drunk were you last night?
Alex: man Pete, I was datched outta my mind.
Pete: How'd you get home man?
Alex: I didn't go home. I woke up to find out that I pissed my pants and slept in a field-so datched.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).