Darnuncle

An eleven inch penis

Kid: Hey dude! Did you see that guys darnuncle?
Kid2:Yeah! It scared the shit out of me!

by Anthony Hernandez September 10, 2007

druncle

A basic combination of the word "drunk" and "uncle". Can be used in terms of describing one's inebriated relative. Such male relatives are best known for their high demands for Chivas on the rocks or perhaps Johnny Walker Black at most family functions. To be light in the liquor department would be a poor choice, for a wild night is in the cards when one's Drunkle rolls through town.

Glenn: "I think Ron's wedding is going to be pretty dull. The open bar is only serving wine and beer."

Dylan:" Why would that make it dull?"

Glenn: " Well, my druncle Al is going to be there and he can do a double scotch dirty. I'm sure he'll be regular riot when he hears about this open bar bullshit."

by evepeabody August 28, 2012

druncle

Drunk uncle(s)

It was a poor decision to have an open bar at the wedding, given that the druncles would be in attendance.

by JCROCKS August 27, 2008

Druncle

Your uncle that gets drunk at every special occasion . Every family has one.

"Who's that guy making a fool of himself on the dance floor? "
"Oh that's my Druncle, he makes a fool of himself at all our get togethers."

by Dylandrick June 4, 2016

darnacle

it is a hybrid of a barnacle and a dingleberry, which adhers itself to the inner wall of the butt cheek, the darnacle requires a painter scraper and/or a well used butter knife to break the debris loose much like a barnacle on a sea faring boat. feeling has been described as ripping a gigantic scab off ones testicles. it also sometimes throws bones.

while removing his darnacle from his butt cheeks, the pain felt like ripping a mobster out of cement shoes.

by sir henry gay beard March 31, 2009

Druncle Buck

When your Druncle swims between your legs and stands up causing you to be violently thrown into a body of water.

I was standing around in grandmas pool. My uncle decided to druncle buck me and almost threw me out of the pool!

by Sweats11537 August 24, 2019

Druncle

Quite literally, that Uncle who is always drunk. This Uncle is frequently jolly and wears a large goofy smile essentially all the time. Often, an under-the-influence member of the extended family brings with him/her a negative context, but, a Druncle is always wholeheartedly pleasant and full of hilarity. Think Santa Claus

Heyyyy!!!! Its your good old Druncle!!!!!!

by dfh12345678910 June 3, 2011