Definitions by Sweats11537

Straight Taint 

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.

Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.

Straight Taint by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023

Suck & Puff 

When you suck a fart out of an ass with a straw (insert approximately 1/3rd of a straw length) and then blow the fart back into their face, through the straw.

Took girl named KY home from the bar. She proceeded to hit me with a suck & puff. That fart smelled and tasted like my dinner. Now we’re married.

Suck & Puff by Sweats11537 April 22, 2023

Butternut Squash

When you slip your balls inside your own asshole then proceed to to get pegged by your girl.

My tummy still hurts from last night’s Butternut Squash. Linda pegged me last night but stuffed my balls in first.

Butternut Squash by Sweats11537 December 31, 2019

Reverse Santa

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.

Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!

Reverse Santa by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019

Jody Promotion 

It’s an Irish saying telling someone to go to hell so well that they enjoy the trip!

I can’t stand Laura. She slept with my husband. I think She deserves a Jody Promotion..

Jody Promotion by Sweats11537 December 14, 2019

EgoCock 

When someone goes to extraordinary lengths to kiss somebody’s ass.

She’s in his office stroking his EgoCock.

EgoCock by Sweats11537 December 14, 2019

DBAB

Acronym for Don’t Be A Bitch

Lindsay, DBAB. Have a period and leave me alone!

DBAB by Sweats11537 September 7, 2019