darnacle 

it is a hybrid of a barnacle and a dingleberry, which adhers itself to the inner wall of the butt cheek, the darnacle requires a painter scraper and/or a well used butter knife to break the debris loose much like a barnacle on a sea faring boat. feeling has been described as ripping a gigantic scab off ones testicles. it also sometimes throws bones.

while removing his darnacle from his butt cheeks, the pain felt like ripping a mobster out of cement shoes.

darnacle by sir henry gay beard March 31, 2009

darnables 

things that can be darned/damned.

also a funny but weird way to swear

ms. gorphigan: class, we have a pop quiz!
student: darnables.

darnables by callmehjoe January 15, 2009