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dansplanation 

When a Danish person uses a combination of patriotism and limited knowledge of the non-Danish world to explain Danish society to a foreigner. This foreigner may be a tourist or a resident immigrant.
"Here in Denmark, we eat Danish rye bread. All of the children eat it every day. I don't know why and we don't think about it. That's just the way it is."

"Here in Denmark, all women hold jobs and work as equals to the men" is a dansplanation because it assumes that someone from another country or culture has a different experience.
dansplanation by crtKbh October 2, 2012
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the lebanese/trinidadian word meaning penis.
Taita said don't forget to wash your dandole in the shower.
dandole by youssef February 15, 2006
Dangology is the science behind the "fold and tuck" that is used when McDonalds employees hand out brown paper bags of take away goods.

A good danged bag (aka 'a dang good bag') will have its corners folded down parallel to the sides of the bag, with the folded part being affected by the contents of the bag.
Official Use:

McDonalds Boss : Dang that bag!
McDonalds Employee: what? i did!?!
Boss: Dang the bag!
Employee: i already did!
Boss: DANG THE GODDAMN BAG
Employee: ok! i will! jeez!

Boss: Ok, Tim. Dangology 101 today. You ready? Set? DANG IT
*Tim dangs the bag in 2 seconds*
Boss: TOO SLOW

DANG Use:

'ARGH DANG IT! FLIPPING OPRAH STILL THINKS SHES HOT! GET A TAN!'
dangology by HollyJolly March 9, 2009

Dankologist 

A person in an imaginary field of study pertaining to marijuana. If someone is knowledable about marijuana, or Dankology, that person would be a Dankologist.
Your friend gets the best bud, he is a dankologist.

danoland 

Danoland is a violent gang located in Michigan and parts of Wisconsin. A typical Danoland gang member will be wearing leather pants and a lime green tea-shirt. Danoland is known for their famous phrase “Screw the Free world!” Watch out for these ice-cold bullies.
Watch out for Danoland gang members, sometimes they don’t use protection during intercourse.
danoland by David Noland October 11, 2006
Used in a situation of absolute awesomeness, or if you prefer 'Dansonness', in tribute to the greatness that is Ted Danson, star of such films as Getting Even With Dad, Loch Ness and the tv cult series Cheers.
Oh my God, that's totally danson!

Danson to the max!
Danson by Rooker April 30, 2008