Dankologist 

A person in an imaginary field of study pertaining to marijuana. If someone is knowledable about marijuana, or Dankology, that person would be a Dankologist.

Your friend gets the best bud, he is a dankologist.

Dankologist by The Consummate Gentleman September 16, 2009

Dankologist 

A memer who studies dank memes or has dankledge of a particular kind of quality.

I am a Dankologist m8

Dankologist by Meme Creator July 12, 2017

Dickologist 

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.

"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".

Dickologist by Fukaface! December 16, 2010

donkologist 

one who studies donk (badonkadonk, booty, etc) and determines whether a girl has a certified donk

Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!

Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...

Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."

Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!

donkologist by doctordonk February 16, 2010

dickologist 

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!

Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!

dickologist by n2funsd February 3, 2010

jankologist 

One who initiates or participates in the intense study of jankiness. I.e., studying whether or not jankiness is a state of being, or a set of behavioral choices resulting from a janky (inanimate) environment.

Jankologist: "Is this a janky pen, or is the quality of this pen a result of jankiness inherent in its builder?"

Pen Builder: "Do you like my mullet? I'm from Pierre Part!"

jankologist by DL Smith September 1, 2008

Darkpologist 

Someone that thinks you can say anything as long as you label it as dark humor. They then gaslight you by saying you take it too seriously.

Dark humor is a joke, so it needs to have some sort of punchline. However a Darkpologist would say something racist, sexist, or some other horrible event, and say "It's just dark humor snowflake."

Darkpologist by Orangesauce July 15, 2020