Dankologist
A person in an imaginary field of study pertaining to marijuana. If someone is knowledable about marijuana, or Dankology, that person would be a Dankologist.
Dankologist by The Consummate Gentleman September 16, 2009
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Dickologist
Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.
A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.
A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."
"Visit the Dickologist".
"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".
"Visit the Dickologist".
"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".
Dickologist by Fukaface! December 16, 2010
donkologist
Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!
Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...
Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."
Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!
Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...
Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."
Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!
donkologist by doctordonk February 16, 2010
dickologist
One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.
One who gives good/great/amazing head.
The mistress of blowjobs!
One who gives good/great/amazing head.
The mistress of blowjobs!
dickologist by n2funsd February 3, 2010
jankologist
One who initiates or participates in the intense study of jankiness. I.e., studying whether or not jankiness is a state of being, or a set of behavioral choices resulting from a janky (inanimate) environment.
Jankologist: "Is this a janky pen, or is the quality of this pen a result of jankiness inherent in its builder?"
Pen Builder: "Do you like my mullet? I'm from Pierre Part!"
Pen Builder: "Do you like my mullet? I'm from Pierre Part!"
jankologist by DL Smith September 1, 2008
Darkpologist
Someone that thinks you can say anything as long as you label it as dark humor. They then gaslight you by saying you take it too seriously.
Dark humor is a joke, so it needs to have some sort of punchline. However a Darkpologist would say something racist, sexist, or some other horrible event, and say "It's just dark humor snowflake."
Darkpologist by Orangesauce July 15, 2020
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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