Danson

Used in a situation of absolute awesomeness, or if you prefer 'Dansonness', in tribute to the greatness that is Ted Danson, star of such films as Getting Even With Dad, Loch Ness and the tv cult series Cheers.

Oh my God, that's totally danson!

Danson to the max!

by Rooker April 30, 2008

ted danson

Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.

Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.

by C Provencal April 29, 2008

Full Danson

To go the extra step in stupidity to reach a point where your friends think you are mentally challenged.

"So we were on a boat playing a game of "What's Odds" when grant went Full Danson and had to do a Butt Chugg"

by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016

Ted Danson

Actor who was on the series Cheers. Was very sexy but now is an old man and isn't attractive anymore.

Ted Danson is damn sexy

by Bonnie September 05, 2003

Ted Danson (Sandwich)

A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing

all on Rye bread

(at Joe's Deli)

Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)

by deliman007 August 02, 2011

ted danson tumbleweed

A sexual act in which, during fellatio, you remove your unit from your partner's mouth during climax, cum in your own pubic hair, and rub their face in it.

You know Ted Danson gave Shawnee Smith the ol' Ted Danson tumbleweed.

by Ryan Anxiety February 07, 2008

Danson

'Danson' or more commonly referred to as the peacemaker, or object that showed peace towards the crips and bloods. This person or object will always be hard at times, and is most definitely destined to be your friend. It can also be a sucking buddy!

Hey Danson! Can I suck you real quick?

by DuckEater45 January 11, 2023