dangology

Dangology is the science behind the "fold and tuck" that is used when McDonalds employees hand out brown paper bags of take away goods.

A good danged bag (aka 'a dang good bag') will have its corners folded down parallel to the sides of the bag, with the folded part being affected by the contents of the bag.

Official Use:

McDonalds Boss : Dang that bag!
McDonalds Employee: what? i did!?!
Boss: Dang the bag!
Employee: i already did!
Boss: DANG THE GODDAMN BAG
Employee: ok! i will! jeez!

Boss: Ok, Tim. Dangology 101 today. You ready? Set? DANG IT
*Tim dangs the bag in 2 seconds*
Boss: TOO SLOW

DANG Use:

'ARGH DANG IT! FLIPPING OPRAH STILL THINKS SHES HOT! GET A TAN!'

dangology by HollyJolly March 9, 2009

Dangology

The science of dangling bags out the Presenter window to promote a fast Drive Thru

That bag isn’t being dangled! Remember dangology!

Dangology by mcdan October 8, 2018

danthology 

An anthology of various creative works arranged by Daniel Kim.

You: Pop Danthology is amazing bruh!
Friend: I know bro! Its amazing!

danthology by AllDayFun September 27, 2014

Dankologist 

A person in an imaginary field of study pertaining to marijuana. If someone is knowledable about marijuana, or Dankology, that person would be a Dankologist.

Your friend gets the best bud, he is a dankologist.

Dankologist by The Consummate Gentleman September 16, 2009

Donology

The study of doughnuts. Doughnuts are very delicate and it takes time to master the art of doughnutry. You can receive your ThD in Donology at UNC at Chapel Thot. This was established by the National Thot Society, and is a cherished term at Krispy Kreme.

"I just got my ThD in Donology! Turn tf up!"

Donology by Cohoe September 22, 2014

dabology 

The scientific study of dabbing.

Hey man, did you hear? They offerin' classes in dabology now. I be looking to get a PhD dawg.
Dude, you ain't doin' it right, let me teach you, I got a doctorate in dabology.
Bruh, did you see Cam Newton throw down that dab? Man, he should teach classes in dabology.

dabology by 3TH4N13L May 25, 2016

Dankology 

The study of dank

Teacher: "today we will be studying dankology"
Student: "oh yea! i love dankology! its so cool!"

Dankology by dankshit4ever November 19, 2009