DLama 

Even most supreme then a KBert could ever dream of being. DLamas are awesome cretures at eat pizza for breakfast. KBerts may have a slightly higher class rank than DLama, but that is just because the godly DLama allows it.

KBerts cower at the sight of a DLama.

Have you given sacrifice to DLama today?

PHarry and KBert are not DLama, but they're like so totally jealous.

DLama eat blueberry waffles and sing karaoke every day. KBert does not; she eats banana waffles and listens to Switchfoot.

DLama by bonfiresrawesomeinbuena January 2, 2008

Damage Limitation 

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.

Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.

Damage Limitation by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016

Damaging 

Damaging is an adjective; it means causing physical damage or having a detrimental effect on someone or something. So if someone is given the cold shoulder or sent to Coventry it can be damaging to their health and well-being. If someone is given a smack in the chops for no reason, this can affect their emotional well-being as well as being physically damaging.

Malcolm’s temperamental bullshit is extremely damaging to both the project and his co-workers.

Damaging by AKACroatalin August 22, 2016

Sperm Damage 

Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.

Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.

A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?

B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.

Sperm Damage by MicahJoe February 11, 2022

collasseral damage 

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.

I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.

collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012

Massive Damage

The HP loss caused by attacking someone's weakspot.

I was in the woods the other day, and this level 45 Ogre tried attacking me, so I stabbed his weakspot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Massive Damage by XRXS July 11, 2006

Dalmatian Story 

A story (usually short) that has no point to it.

Can be used in conversation when you have nothing else to say.

Becky: "I bought a new pen yesterday."
Harshil: ...
Becky and Harshil: "Dalmatian Story."

Dalmatian Story by SquidSelfy January 21, 2013