DILB 

short for a "Dad I'd Like to Befriend"

Kind, fun, and overweight, DILBs send out family-friendly vibes from all the way across Main Street. One can't help but call him "grill god" and throw a baseball in his direction. Every time a DILB makes a dad joke, a puppy is born in Heaven.

Omg Pete is such a DILB.

DILB by nolandc September 28, 2019

dilb 

dad i'd like to bang

the guy version of milf

girl 1: Dang that guy is hot
girl 2: Hell yeah!!!, wait is that his daughter?
girl 1: I think it is, Dang that guy is a DILB

dilb by JBwallet June 5, 2010

Dilborg 

n. 1. The unfortunate combination of a dildo and cyborg, used to describe someone pissing you off by being a dick of ridiculous proportions. This person is such a dick and so fake that he cannot possibly be human and therefore must be half dick, half robot. v. 1. to act purposely dickish to the point where normal personality is unrecognizable in order to achieve a desired outcome.

n. Dude that dilborg totally just hit on your girlfriend.

v. Guy: I really don't feel like hanging out with Jake tonight.

Bro: No worries, just dilborg him all night and he'll probably leave.

Dilborg by rupertpupkinisking September 8, 2010

Dilbum 

A rather rude insult that I have just made up when my friend, (we'll call him R) misinformed me about submitting coursework to mydropbox.com. It basically means he has a dildo up his bum.

oh you dilbum!

Dilbum by J-Eneration May 11, 2004

Dilbert

(n) 1. the main character in the comic strip of the same name, created by Scott Adams, depicting an empolyee who works in a cubicle for a clueless boss at a large company
2. any real-life office employee who embodies some characteristics of the Dilbert character
3. a loser

See also: Dilbertesque

The young Dilbert tried in vain to sell his boss on the new technology, but his boss told him to shut up and consider himself lucky he even HAS a Coleco.

Dilbert by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

Dilbert Special 

The ancient art of cock-blocking yourself. This can be anything from what you say, to what you do around a female you are interested in. Basically, any self-sabotage that will take you from getting a girl, to getting nothing.

Generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.

While trying for a threesome: 'There's a way we can all win here' - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your boobs' - Epically - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in sober conversation on a date: 'Women can't play sports, I thought everyone knew that?' - Sober Dilbert special

Dilbert Special by The Avengerer October 4, 2010

Dilbar 

The hottest person you will ever meet.

"Damn man! She's such a Dilbar!"

Dilbar by BroTho1221 October 4, 2017