Dilborg 

n. 1. The unfortunate combination of a dildo and cyborg, used to describe someone pissing you off by being a dick of ridiculous proportions. This person is such a dick and so fake that he cannot possibly be human and therefore must be half dick, half robot. v. 1. to act purposely dickish to the point where normal personality is unrecognizable in order to achieve a desired outcome.

n. Dude that dilborg totally just hit on your girlfriend.

v. Guy: I really don't feel like hanging out with Jake tonight.

Bro: No worries, just dilborg him all night and he'll probably leave.

Dilborg by rupertpupkinisking September 8, 2010

dildorgy 

An orgy in which no intercourse occurs. Rather, a group of people gather around in a circle and dildo the person to their right.

"Kim, Jess and I are having a dildorgy. Want to come?"

dildorgy by Nick222 January 5, 2009

dilorg

A unicorn that has been robbed of it's horn yet still retains its luscious, velvety, rainbow mane. ROY G BIV

Dayummmm, that dilorg looks like shit, but still reppin' that velvety rainbow mane!

dilorg by Grownup Pony June 20, 2011