(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.
Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
by nolandc September 16, 2019
(n) the wrinkle that develops on the forehead when meetings encroach on your afternoon snack break.
So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.
So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.
by nolandc August 30, 2019
(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.
Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
by nolandc October 04, 2019
(n.) An act misconstrued by one party to be a sign of love.
The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.
The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.
Jenna: "Rachel wants to get coffee with me, she must be into me right?"
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."
by nolandc September 02, 2019
(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.
A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.
A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
(n.) the effort to appreciate the less-loved aspects of a person.
Derives from enjoying a pizza for its crust.
Derives from enjoying a pizza for its crust.
Hannah: I am working to love you for your Cereal addiction.
Mike: Thank you for taking a crust worldview.
Mike: Thank you for taking a crust worldview.
by nolandc September 02, 2019
(n.) An automatic behavior affecting individuals who enter a relationship after years of being single.
Includes hogging the covers at night, booking travel without consultation, or forgetting your partner at home when going to social events.
Includes hogging the covers at night, booking travel without consultation, or forgetting your partner at home when going to social events.
by nolandc September 09, 2019