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A dad I do occiacionally fuck.
My husband is a total DIDOF!
DIDOF by Dilfqueen May 24, 2022
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Dinofloor 

Trading Floors are dying out like the dinosaur - thus they should be called a Dinofloor.
Joe finished up his career as a trader on the Crude Oil Dinofloor.
Dinofloor by JRKY September 17, 2012
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dinoflagellate 

A really big fart. Big enough to shake the room like a dinosaur. Dino = big like a dinosaur, flagellate = flatulent.
That was a dino-sized fart. Like, a dinoflagellate!
dinoflagellate by blarghvierdes September 26, 2010

Dinofluffyunicorntwat 

When you no some one called wafflesaur and have nothing else to describe him as
You are a dinofluffyunicorntwat
This is when a group of male friends see a hot girl and need to acknowledge the fact that she is hot to there friends, in order to do this they say dikoff to there friend and then waits for the confirmation from there friend by also saying dikoff. This code word is extremely useful in situations where there is a hot girl near by but one of the males is with his girlfriend at the time
two males hanging about with one of the males girlfriends there at the time.

MALE ONE "hey did you see the game last nite?"
MALE TWO "yeah it was pretty good"

hot girl walks buy

MALE ONE "dikoff!"
MALE TWO "dikoff!"

MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "whats dikoff?"
MALE ONE "thats the name of a football player"
MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "Ohh ok"
DIKOFF by T-man 2490 February 4, 2008

Dinoffed 

When someone spends a alot of time researching an item to get the best deal before purchasing. To find out 5 seconds after buying it:

- its a shit model and there is a better one out

- it is 25-40% cheaper on most web sites.
Larry spent 9 month researching his new phone before buying it. As he boasted about his purchase, Paul metioned that there was infact, a newer phone released 4 days earlier and that he had paid well over the odds for the phone.

"Oh my god, you've been Dinoffed"
Dinoffed by The_Turk December 2, 2009

Dinofantasy 

Dinofantasy is a dream or illusion that a follower of Dino Martin has 'bout the King of Cool.
My pallie's Dinofantasy is that he is Dino's personal bartender, mixin' Dino's drinks, lightin' Dino's smokes, and bein' Dino's personal confidant.
Dinofantasy by kentsmokerguy March 20, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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