DIKOFF

This is when a group of male friends see a hot girl and need to acknowledge the fact that she is hot to there friends, in order to do this they say dikoff to there friend and then waits for the confirmation from there friend by also saying dikoff. This code word is extremely useful in situations where there is a hot girl near by but one of the males is with his girlfriend at the time

two males hanging about with one of the males girlfriends there at the time.

MALE ONE "hey did you see the game last nite?"
MALE TWO "yeah it was pretty good"

hot girl walks buy

MALE ONE "dikoff!"
MALE TWO "dikoff!"

MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "whats dikoff?"
MALE ONE "thats the name of a football player"
MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "Ohh ok"

by T-man 2490 February 4, 2008

Jacka ma dikoff

Jacka ma dikoff is the kindest person you will ever meet. He has the fatest cock imaginable and will do anything to please it. If you know a Jacka ma dikoff you are the luckiest person and you should do anything to keep him. Jacka's are the ultimate sexy machine and can go all night if you know what I mean.

to find a Jacka ma dikoff search for a wild fuck boy and follow him to his vape dealer after finding the dealer and buying one he will appear in front of you and begin fucking you.

person.1 hey look it's a wild Jacka ma dikoff.

person 2 watch out if he sees you he will begin rapping you.

by jacka ma dikoff October 28, 2019

Dinoffed

When someone spends a alot of time researching an item to get the best deal before purchasing. To find out 5 seconds after buying it:

- its a shit model and there is a better one out

- it is 25-40% cheaper on most web sites.

Larry spent 9 month researching his new phone before buying it. As he boasted about his purchase, Paul metioned that there was infact, a newer phone released 4 days earlier and that he had paid well over the odds for the phone.

"Oh my god, you've been Dinoffed"

by The_Turk December 2, 2009

dickoff

being or acting like an imbecile.

only a dickoff thinks that rap is music.

by Andrea Johnson January 9, 2005

dickoff

(v.) To flail ones penis at a small child; To stick ones penis in a light socket.

Old man Peterson liked the small boy so much that he decided to dickoff in front of him; The retard saw a light socket and decided to dickoff

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

Disoffermented

Offended, pissed off, or angry

I am really disoffermented right now
He disofferments me all the time

by Finn.not.Seamus May 22, 2018