dildoface

A face resembling that of a dildo or sex toy; cockface. Usually negative.

That teacher who failed me is such a dildoface.

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

dillface

n: an idiot or man/woman completely unaware of their surroundings, purpose or common sense, completely oblivious.

adj: Used to explain disdain or discontent for someone who is out of line, usually (but not limited to) Asian decent..

as one attempts to pull into the supermarket/business/establishment some dillface was going the wrong way and had the audacity to flip you "the bird."

Ping is such a dillface, he was driving 2mph b/c it was sprinkling.

by ExtraGravy October 23, 2009

dildosack

alternate of derogatory word douchebag, usually being able to be used interchangably with the word douchebag, but in place of douchebag if the person was doing something incredibly stupid at the same time as they are being a doughebag.

"remember that time that that woman swerved into your lane going 80 on the interstate while talking on her cell phone, puting on makeup, and smoking, and then when you honked at her, she flipped you the bird?"

"yeah, i remember. what a dildosack."

by suq madiq August 4, 2009

dildocake

1) The crust that forms around a dildo if it has not been cleaned. This can vary from a yellowish, fish scented cake to a brown, moldy shit scented cake.
2) A generic insult

She needs to wash that dildo! It smells like a harbor and that cake is as think as my birthday cake was!

Get out of my way Dildocake!

by probie November 15, 2005

Dildocerous

Someone with a very large cock AND balls.

1. That elephant is a dildocerous.
2. That man is a dildocerous.
3. WTF That woman is a dildocerous!
4. Look out it's a dildocerous!

by Monkeytronchris1 December 26, 2009

Diproface

The word used to describe the oily texture your face acquires after applying Diprobase, (and other paraffin-based creams) a base cream that treats eczema and dry skin conditions.

"Yo, dude, I totally got a Diproface after applying that stuff the doctor gave me!"

by paleforhale January 16, 2010

dildobate

Well, quite basically a shorter way of saying 'masturbating with a dildo'.
Don't ask what we were talking about when we made up this word.

person 1 - OMG i just saw a chick in a video dildobate with the biggest one i've ever seen....
person 2 - what's dildobating?
person 3 - bating dildos, stupid
person 1 - no, you're both stupid, it's masturbating with a dildo.
person 2 - oh. i knew that.

by JessyJeebs February 12, 2010