curdling

The act of cuddling with a fat chick.

Dude I must have had way to much to drink lastnight. When I woke up I was curdling with your wife! All 300 lbs of her.

by groesch November 8, 2012

Curdling

When a girl is on the verge of having cottage cheese thighs. This condition typically develops in the early 20's due to college drinking and a lack of exercice because she has "always been skinny."

"I need to hit that soon cause that chick is curdling"

by Nimrod Wildfire September 24, 2011

Curdling

"The great melting pot of sex"

Mixing and inserting semen from condoms of past lovers into the vagina with the intent to impregnate oneself without knowledge of who the father will be

"I tried curdling 9 months ago and now have a beautiful mystery bundle!"

by your dead great-grandmother May 16, 2019

curdling

The act of manually stimulating a man so rapidly that he ejaculates while still flaccid. The stimulator then backhands the receiver, leaving a mustache of semen—“Curdled!”

That curdling last night left me flabbergasted!

by Curdler August 31, 2010

Snot curdling cunt

Someone who constantly sniffs and snorts instead of blowing their fucking nose, these people normally have a cold or just cunts.

I sat next to this 'snot curdling cunt' on the train today.

by anonymous October 21, 2021

Mind Curdling

Mind exhausting or mind tiring job in other words Dimagh ka Dahi kar dene wala kaam.

its really a mind curdling work to find out a miniature difference of 25/50 paisa in monthly bank reconciliation statement.

by anonymous April 1, 2010

space-cuddling

Cuddling in a zero-gravity or low-gravity environment so nobody's arm falls asleep.

-"Honey, could you get up for a second, my arm is asleep."

-"Fine. You know on the Moon colony this isn't a problem, it's nothing but space-cuddling, Tang, and golf."

-"Would you just let it go? We're not moving to Gingrich's lunar Jonestown."

by pantstore March 22, 2012