pantstore's definitions

space-cuddling

Cuddling in a zero-gravity or low-gravity environment so nobody's arm falls asleep.

-"Honey, could you get up for a second, my arm is asleep."

-"Fine. You know on the Moon colony this isn't a problem, it's nothing but space-cuddling, Tang, and golf."

-"Would you just let it go? We're not moving to Gingrich's lunar Jonestown."

by pantstore March 22, 2012

lifeogenic

Attractive in person, but not in photos.

“The camera doesn’t love Carla, but you should meet her, she’s lifeogenic.

by pantstore September 1, 2010

awk...ward

the way awkward should be spelled.

-how do you spell "awk...ward"?

-Exactly like that.

by pantstore September 17, 2013

demandsactional

Combination of "demanding" + "transactional"

Lately my dog will only obey for a treat--and he's demanding about it. He's being very demandsactional.

by pantstore September 25, 2025

Panerrhea

The result of food poisoning from Panera.

"I'm sorry Ms. Kardashian, I can't make this sex tape with you because I have a terrible case of Panerrhea."

by pantstore January 29, 2012

Mini-mirage

It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.

Guy parking:
"OOH OOH OOH there's one...right..there..DAMMIT! Mini-mirage."

by pantstore March 29, 2015

Freftovers

Fresh leftovers. When food is uneaten at the end of a meal and then eaten within a few hours.

"I can't wait for Thanksgiving. But really I can't wait to make an ultimate freftovers turkey sandwich for dinner."

by pantstore November 27, 2014