pantstore's definitions

doorslexia

Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.

Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.

Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.

“I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”

by pantstore June 25, 2010

lifeogenic

Attractive in person, but not in photos.

“The camera doesn’t love Carla, but you should meet her, she’s lifeogenic.

by pantstore September 1, 2010

Freftovers

Fresh leftovers. When food is uneaten at the end of a meal and then eaten within a few hours.

"I can't wait for Thanksgiving. But really I can't wait to make an ultimate freftovers turkey sandwich for dinner."

by pantstore November 27, 2014

Mini-mirage

It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.

Guy parking:
"OOH OOH OOH there's one...right..there..DAMMIT! Mini-mirage."

by pantstore March 29, 2015

awk...ward

the way awkward should be spelled.

-how do you spell "awk...ward"?

-Exactly like that.

by pantstore September 17, 2013

Panerrhea

The result of food poisoning from Panera.

"I'm sorry Ms. Kardashian, I can't make this sex tape with you because I have a terrible case of Panerrhea."

by pantstore January 29, 2012

space-cuddling

Cuddling in a zero-gravity or low-gravity environment so nobody's arm falls asleep.

-"Honey, could you get up for a second, my arm is asleep."

-"Fine. You know on the Moon colony this isn't a problem, it's nothing but space-cuddling, Tang, and golf."

-"Would you just let it go? We're not moving to Gingrich's lunar Jonestown."

by pantstore March 22, 2012