Mini-mirage

It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.
Guy parking:
"OOH OOH OOH there's one...right..there..DAMMIT! Mini-mirage."
by pantstore March 29, 2015
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space-cuddling

Cuddling in a zero-gravity or low-gravity environment so nobody's arm falls asleep.
-"Honey, could you get up for a second, my arm is asleep."

-"Fine. You know on the Moon colony this isn't a problem, it's nothing but space-cuddling, Tang, and golf."

-"Would you just let it go? We're not moving to Gingrich's lunar Jonestown."
by pantstore March 22, 2012
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lifeogenic

Attractive in person, but not in photos.
“The camera doesn’t love Carla, but you should meet her, she’s lifeogenic.
by pantstore September 01, 2010
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awk...ward

-how do you spell "awk...ward"?

-Exactly like that.
by pantstore September 17, 2013
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Panerrhea

"I'm sorry Ms. Kardashian, I can't make this sex tape with you because I have a terrible case of Panerrhea."
by pantstore January 29, 2012
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doorslexia

Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.

Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.

Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.
I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”
by pantstore June 25, 2010
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Freftovers

Fresh leftovers. When food is uneaten at the end of a meal and then eaten within a few hours.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving. But really I can't wait to make an ultimate freftovers turkey sandwich for dinner."
by pantstore November 27, 2014
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