It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.
by pantstore March 25, 2015
Attractive in person, but not in photos.
by pantstore August 30, 2010
"I'm sorry Ms. Kardashian, I can't make this sex tape with you because I have a terrible case of Panerrhea."
by pantstore January 17, 2012
by pantstore August 08, 2013
Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.
Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.
Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.
Silly close-minded door.
Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.
Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.
“I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”
by pantstore June 23, 2010
-"Honey, could you get up for a second, my arm is asleep."
-"Fine. You know on the Moon colony this isn't a problem, it's nothing but space-cuddling, Tang, and golf."
-"Would you just let it go? We're not moving to Gingrich's lunar Jonestown."
-"Fine. You know on the Moon colony this isn't a problem, it's nothing but space-cuddling, Tang, and golf."
-"Would you just let it go? We're not moving to Gingrich's lunar Jonestown."
by pantstore February 10, 2012
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving. But really I can't wait to make an ultimate freftovers turkey sandwich for dinner."
by pantstore November 28, 2014