It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.
by pantstore March 29, 2015

-"Honey, could you get up for a second, my arm is asleep."
-"Fine. You know on the Moon colony this isn't a problem, it's nothing but space-cuddling, Tang, and golf."
-"Would you just let it go? We're not moving to Gingrich's lunar Jonestown."
-"Fine. You know on the Moon colony this isn't a problem, it's nothing but space-cuddling, Tang, and golf."
-"Would you just let it go? We're not moving to Gingrich's lunar Jonestown."
by pantstore March 22, 2012

Attractive in person, but not in photos.
by pantstore September 01, 2010

by pantstore September 17, 2013

"I'm sorry Ms. Kardashian, I can't make this sex tape with you because I have a terrible case of Panerrhea."
by pantstore January 29, 2012

Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.
Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.
Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.
Silly close-minded door.
Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.
Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.
“I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”
by pantstore June 25, 2010

"I can't wait for Thanksgiving. But really I can't wait to make an ultimate freftovers turkey sandwich for dinner."
by pantstore November 27, 2014
