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Cuntensation

Ladies, when you've done a set on any seated machine at the gym. When you stand up you see a small wet line on the seat.

Little awkward moment for you and your P.T.
Someone has a sweating box.

All that warmth and moisture transfered in that one moment.
Wow look at that cuntensation on that seat, don't touch it!
Cuntensation by Filthysparky September 23, 2020
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Cumdensation 

The scientific process of semen evaporating.
"There is barely any cum in the condom from last night, damn cumdensation"
Cumdensation by B-wake March 31, 2013

panty condensation

when a female becomes wet, (horny) the liquid that is discharged from her vagina and lines the panties.
I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.

her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.

condensational 

exciting; turbulent
wow this conversation is condensational!

"how was your day"
"very condensational, you?"
condensational by Corentheuss February 19, 2008

cuntversation

A conversation between two individuals that is cuntfull.
Annie "But you can never use the word cuntext out of context."
Matt "What does cuntext mean?"
Annie "Ugh, this is turning into a right cuntversation"
cuntversation by nachoworm December 9, 2010

Condensation Handshake 

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.
I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

Vaginal Condensation 

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.
I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.
Vaginal Condensation by The_Eggos January 5, 2015
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