Cumdensation
Cumdensation by B-wake March 31, 2013
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Theory of compensation
Theory that states in cases where a woman has small breasts, this is compensated for by her having a nice ass. This theory does not necessarily work in reverse.
Theory of compensation by Snake May 14, 2005
coldensation
The frost-like substance that aggregates on extremely cold surfaces when placed in warm moist environments.
coldensation by Frenchie619 September 16, 2007
compensation truck
A truck with either, extra large wheels, raised body, smoke pipes or a combination of all 3 which are driven by guys (possibly women) who have small dicks. One's need to impress ladies is done with the ridiculous truck size that attracts attention away from the lack of size in other places, or place. Thus compensation trucks are used exactly for, compensating.
Dan: I just bought this new truck, it's raised. Im hoping that girls won't notice my small dick as much anymore now that i gots this HUGE truck!
Joe: Dude, that shit works soo well, my truck gets all the ladies. Im buying smoke stacks, here cumm the ladies ;)
("Ladies" walking by)
Lady 1: HA HA HA! Look at those stupid compensation trucks...LOSERSSS
Lady 2: We all know what they're compensating for.
Joe: Dude, that shit works soo well, my truck gets all the ladies. Im buying smoke stacks, here cumm the ladies ;)
("Ladies" walking by)
Lady 1: HA HA HA! Look at those stupid compensation trucks...LOSERSSS
Lady 2: We all know what they're compensating for.
compensation truck by North American May 25, 2008
cumbersation
Noun: a cumbersome, or unwanted, conversation. Having to talk to someone (or about something) you would rather avoid. Pertains to annoying strangers, relatives, superiors, etc.
"Thank goodness you showed up when you did, I was having the most unbearable cumbersation with the UPS guy."
cumbersation by Mrs. Peel July 12, 2009
Cumversation
Cumversation by Bandpractice October 25, 2010
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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