Cuntcussed

When your brain has been damaged by a bitch

Everytime I fall down and get married, I get cuntcussed!

by Chantina July 19, 2020

cuntcussion

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".

"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"

by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010

cuntcussion

literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a vagina as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless

Poor Ted was never quite the same after Devin gave him that horrible cuntcussion in 2006.

by Tedamata April 27, 2007

Cuntcussion

When you get hit so hard in your head, you can feel it in your cunt.

Drunk Boy: Man, I got hit so hard by that car, that I have a 'cuntcussion'

Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'

by SubLee June 16, 2023

Cuntcussion

When you eat out too many girls in a short time frame, making yourself dizzy, you get a Cuntcussion

"Dude, why are you so dizzy?"
"I ate out 23 girls, so now I have a cuntcussion!"

by CM24 December 12, 2013

Cuntcussion

When a person fakes a concussion to get out of things and get special treatment.

“We all know you have a cuntcussion you played in the game last night and there is no such thing as a minor concussion. You hit your head get over it, I know it’ll be hard to get over that bump on your forehead but mentally your fine.”

by Giddytitty07 January 10, 2020

cuntcussion

Brain trauma from being pussywhipped too hard.

When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020