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cuntcussion 

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".
"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"
cuntcussion by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010
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Cuntfused 

As clueless as a woman
im so fucking cuntfused

cuntfused 

"That woman with the power tool was very cuntfused."
cuntfused by thethirdhnc July 29, 2009

Concussed 

When someone's high, but you don't want everyone to know. It can be used around parents and just generally adults as a way to covertly mention how stoned your friend is. This usually only works if the concussed person participates in some kind of sports.
Friend #1: Dude what's up with Jerry?
Friend #2: He took a really big hit and now he's concussed
Concussed by RagingPrune March 13, 2016

concussed 

Kori was concussed after sneezing so hard that she startled her kittie cat.
concussed by arrrbooty July 28, 2008

cuntfused 

guys confused about women in general. having trouble which girl to choose, relationship-wise.
"I don't know which girl I should choose. I'm so cuntfused!"
cuntfused by daisy21 December 8, 2007