Cuntcussed

When your brain has been damaged by a bitch

Everytime I fall down and get married, I get cuntcussed!

by Chantina July 19, 2020

cuntcussion

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".

"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"

by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010

Cuntfused

As clueless as a woman

im so fucking cuntfused

by Adam Handy / Rooster May 23, 2007

cuntfused

Confused because you are a woman.

"That woman with the power tool was very cuntfused."

by thethirdhnc July 29, 2009

Concussed

When someone's high, but you don't want everyone to know. It can be used around parents and just generally adults as a way to covertly mention how stoned your friend is. This usually only works if the concussed person participates in some kind of sports.

Friend #1: Dude what's up with Jerry?
Friend #2: He took a really big hit and now he's concussed

by RagingPrune March 13, 2016

concussed

adjective: having a concussion

Kori was concussed after sneezing so hard that she startled her kittie cat.

by arrrbooty July 28, 2008

cuntfused

guys confused about women in general. having trouble which girl to choose, relationship-wise.

"I don't know which girl I should choose. I'm so cuntfused!"

by daisy21 December 8, 2007