cuntfused

Confused because you are a woman.

"That woman with the power tool was very cuntfused."

by thethirdhnc July 30, 2009

cuntfused

guys confused about women in general. having trouble which girl to choose, relationship-wise.

"I don't know which girl I should choose. I'm so cuntfused!"

by daisy21 November 12, 2007

cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by Leah October 20, 2003

cuntfused

Whenever a man simply doesn't know how to react to a woman because of her completely irrational behaviour, he is cuntfused.

"She screamed about how because I was five minutes later than usual, I'm cheating on her. I am so cuntfused right now.

by Bigblueburd May 22, 2016

cuntfused

adj.
def. a.When a guy admits he is gay, but continuously hits on his "fag hags", in the remote chance they will give it up. Can apply in same manner to lesbians. This usually happens after said homosexual hasn't been in a relationship, and hasn't recently had sexual encounters. b. also explains a beings sexual dyslexia.

fag hag a: "Shorty sure has been making comments and being touchy feely lately!"
fag hag b: "Oh no, Sugar daddy must be on "vacation" again! Don't worry he's just cuntfused now!"
fag hag a: " I know right, I sure hope he get's some dick soon, he is tearing up my nerves!"
Shorty: "I'm not gay, I'm sexually dyslexic right now, and I just love everybody! C'mere baby!"

by Krukedkukie May 04, 2008

cuntfused

You are cuntfused. Because you are calling the wrong person a cunt.

You, yourself just may be the Cunt.

Cuntfused.

by pseudonym spite April 20, 2013

Cuntfusing

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

by Oatmeal Tears June 06, 2016