The sudden and seemingly uncontrolled infiltration of snatch, into a club or popular venue. Depending on the venue, this can either be an enticing or equally negative incident as, for example, straight cunt typically has an obsession with infiltrating gay bars and aggravating the cock-seeking male population.

Dude, I went to the gay bar last night and while checking out this hot dude across the bar, like 20 drunk bitches came nattering through the door, in one big cuntblast, from a bridal shower and fucked up my game. To make things worse, three of them came over to me and tried to feel me up and asked if I wanted to buy them drinks! Fuck no!

Cuntblast by Masta Z August 20, 2013

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Cuntbluster

Literally, a loud aggressive queef
Colloquially, someone who speaks with authority on a subject they obviously know nothing about.

DudeBro1: Hey did you see the comment Kevin posted about the Kylie Jenner challenge?
DudeBro2: Yeah man, dude's a total cuntbluster.

Cuntbluster by Rubmyrichard April 23, 2015

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cuntbastard

A child who is born to an unwed mother who bears a striking resemblence to a cunt.

Marissa is a fucking cunt. Her child David is the result of a one night stand. David is a cuntbastard.

cuntbastard by Jesse LaRocque November 8, 2007

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cuntblaster

1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.

2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.

Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.

cuntblaster by casdebom February 18, 2011

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