cuntbeast

A person who resembles an unusually large vagina. Usually has qualities that cause others to want to hurt said person.

"Dude, Chris Olfers is a total cuntbeast!"
"Dude, when that negro stole my wallet, I called him a cuntbeast; then he stabbed me."

by Obediah Rodriguez January 17, 2004

cuntiblast

The whiff of snatch when you flip over your sex-partner during an epic session of intercourse

The cuntiblast from Jamie's poon almost put me off my stroke

by bronski the munificent February 5, 2014

Cuntblast

The sudden and seemingly uncontrolled infiltration of snatch, into a club or popular venue. Depending on the venue, this can either be an enticing or equally negative incident as, for example, straight cunt typically has an obsession with infiltrating gay bars and aggravating the cock-seeking male population.

Dude, I went to the gay bar last night and while checking out this hot dude across the bar, like 20 drunk bitches came nattering through the door, in one big cuntblast, from a bridal shower and fucked up my game. To make things worse, three of them came over to me and tried to feel me up and asked if I wanted to buy them drinks! Fuck no!

by Masta Z August 20, 2013

Cuntcast

A Filthadelphia based cable company which provides poor customer service and has serious ethics issues.

Yo this is Cuntcast, I'm Shaniqua whatchew want?

by FilthadelphiaSucks September 19, 2009

Cuntastic Voyage

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

by FFR09 December 2, 2009

Cuntastrophe

A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.

Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.

Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."

Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.

by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010

Cuntestant

someone who takes part in a competition, competing for the cuntiest cunt of the year award

Cuntisha is the most cunty cuntestant

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020