Cuntbluster

Literally, a loud aggressive queef
Colloquially, someone who speaks with authority on a subject they obviously know nothing about.

DudeBro1: Hey did you see the comment Kevin posted about the Kylie Jenner challenge?
DudeBro2: Yeah man, dude's a total cuntbluster.

by Rubmyrichard April 23, 2015

cuntbuster

An erection in which the man in question's penis has acheived its maximum length and girth.

"Man, your mum is so hot. The whole time she was cooking us breakfast I had an enormous cuntbuster on."

by living_legend August 1, 2008

Cuntbuster

An extraordinarily large penis. A term usually used to add color to an expression of surprise.

OMG, look at the cuntbuster on that guy!

by Mike Tyrikos June 24, 2006

Cuntbuster

A particularly huge penis, known for stretching out the vaginal cavities of women lucky enough to experience one.

"Alice was very happy with her husband until Scott inrtoduced her to his Cuntbuster. Within 5 weeks she kicked her husband out of the house and moved Scott in."

by ZedZol September 7, 2008

cuntbutter

Secrement of the twat

Her cuntbutter was thicker than caramel

by Nick "Edge" March 11, 2004

Cuntbuster

A very large baby, whose birth turns his/her mother's vagina into a clowns pocket.

N. My wife gave birth to a Cuntbuster last night.

Adj. My new born son weighed in at a Cuntbusting 12lbs.

by Alex the Giant June 21, 2006

cuntblaster

1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.

2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.

Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.

by casdebom February 18, 2011