Ownage

A period in your life wherein you game alot and play it good. The period stretches usually from 13-16 years. This period can be re-lived at the age of 18.
Hans: Dude i played Killzone 2 yesterday till'5 o clock in the night! And i got 400 points in one round!

Jerry: Back to the Ownage!
by Casdebom May 07, 2009
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Total BS

This word is short for 'total bullshit'. The favourite qoute used by Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe in the hit-sitcom Frasier. He uses it often when he's angry or doesn't quite understand something.
Normally preceded by 'THIS STINKS'.
Bulldog: Hey, you got nice feet!
Roz: Really? You don't think they're too big?
Bulldog: You kidding? I could get this whole thing in my mouth, easy.
Bulldog: You got your pastrami, coleslaw... okay, where's the french fries? I ordered french fries!
Bulldog: THIS STINKS! THIS IS TOTAL BS! That apron boy is gonna...!
Bulldog: Oh, here they are.
by casdebom May 01, 2010
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Grammar

1: A concept which is implemented in every modern langauge today. Each different group has it's own rules. People on the internet however, don't.

2: The last name of actor Kelsey Grammer that starred in the series Frasier and Cheers. Only the speech is writing is slightly different in a way that you would spell 'Basterds' in a movie title to get more hits.
1: Hay guys, yesterday i watch a movie that was too good ever.
2: Dude, your grammar sucks.
1: Last night that what you're mom said.

2: That doesn't even make sense.
by casdebom April 25, 2010
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I'll Explain Later

Everytime a plothole is found in the script of the long-running series Dr. Who, the Doctors line reads 'I'll explain later'. Not by a lack of inmagination, but of time conflicts/paradoxes in the Dr. Who universe.

This line is hugely made fun of in the 'Comic relief' parody starring Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Grant.
Doctor: Let's go...
Rose: How come the Daleks are still alive?
Doctor: hazitates I'll explain later...
by casdebom June 02, 2010
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Shitmeister

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.
Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?
by casdebom April 30, 2010
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Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.
Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.
by casdebom April 25, 2010
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A Ride for a Ride

Allowing a female hitch-hiker to tag along in exchange for consensual intercourse.
The greatest kick in trucking apart from knocking down a biker is swinging up a roundabout and picking up a hiker. You're chatting up that piece of skirt who's sitting by your side and then pop that crucial question: A RIDE FOR A RIDE?
by casdebom April 22, 2011
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