Definitions by casdebom

A Ride for a Ride 

Allowing a female hitch-hiker to tag along in exchange for consensual intercourse.

The greatest kick in trucking apart from knocking down a biker is swinging up a roundabout and picking up a hiker. You're chatting up that piece of skirt who's sitting by your side and then pop that crucial question: A RIDE FOR A RIDE?

A Ride for a Ride by casdebom April 22, 2011

House Syndrome 

Any television character that is so unlikeable that he/she is actually likeable has House Syndrome. House Syndrome is based on House MD but the syndrome also applies to Lie to Me etc.

1: Yeah man, he totally has House Syndrome. We still cool though.

House Syndrome by casdebom March 12, 2011

cuntblaster

1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.

2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.

Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.

cuntblaster by casdebom February 18, 2011

Ignore

Not to pay too much attention to someone.

Stephen: You're gonna say Hitler was a racist next!
Hugh: (...)
Stephen: What?
Hugh: Oh, just shut up you blittering twat!

-Here, Hugh was to ignore Stephen-

Ignore by casdebom July 15, 2010

I'll Explain Later 

Everytime a plothole is found in the script of the long-running series Dr. Who, the Doctors line reads 'I'll explain later'. Not by a lack of inmagination, but of time conflicts/paradoxes in the Dr. Who universe.

This line is hugely made fun of in the 'Comic relief' parody starring Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Grant.

Doctor: Let's go...
Rose: How come the Daleks are still alive?
Doctor: hazitates I'll explain later...

I'll Explain Later by casdebom June 2, 2010

Total BS 

This word is short for 'total bullshit'. The favourite qoute used by Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe in the hit-sitcom Frasier. He uses it often when he's angry or doesn't quite understand something.
Normally preceded by 'THIS STINKS'.

Bulldog: Hey, you got nice feet!
Roz: Really? You don't think they're too big?
Bulldog: You kidding? I could get this whole thing in my mouth, easy.
Bulldog: You got your pastrami, coleslaw... okay, where's the french fries? I ordered french fries!
Bulldog: THIS STINKS! THIS IS TOTAL BS! That apron boy is gonna...!
Bulldog: Oh, here they are.

Total BS by casdebom May 1, 2010

Shitmeister 

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.

Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?

Shitmeister by casdebom April 30, 2010