Definitions by Rubmyrichard

chocolate stalker

Not just any stalker. A chocolate stalker is a ginger female that hunts down men of African descent purely for sexual purposes.

Did you see the birthday cake that your chocolate stalker left in your office?

chocolate stalker by Rubmyrichard October 19, 2015

Cuntbluster 

Literally, a loud aggressive queef
Colloquially, someone who speaks with authority on a subject they obviously know nothing about.

DudeBro1: Hey did you see the comment Kevin posted about the Kylie Jenner challenge?
DudeBro2: Yeah man, dude's a total cuntbluster.

Cuntbluster by Rubmyrichard April 23, 2015